John Rambo or Ramb-old
July 8th 2008 15:54
God i feel old. I haven't just come to that realization, but something i saw tonight definitely broke the camels back. That thing was Rambo. I slid the dvd into my player tonight thinking that i was going to relive the thrill of an action hero who, as a kid, i admired. Instead i was sent reeling from the fact that John Rambo isn't the spritely killing machine he once was. I thought about the first time i saw First Blood. As a 10 year old, i truly believed that this man was wronged by his country and only fought back because he was trapped in a corner like a wild dog. Any man would've done the same. That is, if they had the survival training and the instinctive drive to live, that this man had. He had emotion, he had smarts and most of all he had my full belief in him.
Now Sylvester Stallone isn't one of the greatest actors ever, but during the 80's and early 90's it was only Schwarzenegger and himself who were the action kings. These guys were the ultimate heroes in millions of youngsters eyes. Sure they were violent, sure they were monosyllabic, but who needed a monologue from someone who was just about to kill 100 people. I just wanted to see ass-kicking, and they delivered in spades. Unfortunately for Sly, his foray into comedy didn't help his career and when i saw him in Copland, i was at an age when i thought he had definitely gone to the dogs. His performance was great, but his physique was not of the action god i remembered, i just found that hard to deal with.
Of course, i had to bite my tongue when i saw Rocky Balboa a couple of years ago. When he revealed his toned body, as a 60 year old, my jaw hit the floor. There was no way that i came close to that now let alone could aspire to looking like that in 25 years time. The movie wasn't too bad either. I was a fan of Rocky Balboa and the movie was definitely a trip down memory lane. It just gets depressing when memory lane gets a little longer every year.
This year, Rambo was back and despite the stunning cinematography(Thailand is obviously a beautiful country)and the stark contrast of the brutality of the Burmese army, this movie left me wanting a little more substance. He was for the most part, emotionless. I think he spoke more in Burmese than English and instead of the one man killing machine, he basically allowed the other guys to do too much work. It seems Rambo had been promoted into a supervisory role. I never thought that i'd see him stand behind a machine gun for 10 minutes and blow the bejesus out of everyone. He use to be much more creative than that.
With that said i suppose i could acknowledge the subtext on the plight of the Burmese people and the cruelty they have to endure. This movie had a message of sort, but it was just a little difficult to see through all the blood and severed limbs. It was surely more graphic than the last 3, which would explain it's R Rating.
In the end i guess it is mainly disappointment i feel that Rambo didn't live up to the expectations i had from when i was a kid. Maybe it's unfair of me to expect a 60 Stallone to be able to revive a character 20 years later and not have him evolve- or devolve, as the case may be. After all, we all change, why can't John Rambo. Don't get me wrong, it's not as bad as it could have been, but on a personal note, it just left me unmoved. And feeling old.
So while not the fitting farewell i was hoping for, it definitely looks like a final farewell. No sign of Rambo 5: Last Blood. Oh crap!! I hope i haven't given anyone any ideas?
Of course, i had to bite my tongue when i saw Rocky Balboa a couple of years ago. When he revealed his toned body, as a 60 year old, my jaw hit the floor. There was no way that i came close to that now let alone could aspire to looking like that in 25 years time. The movie wasn't too bad either. I was a fan of Rocky Balboa and the movie was definitely a trip down memory lane. It just gets depressing when memory lane gets a little longer every year.
With that said i suppose i could acknowledge the subtext on the plight of the Burmese people and the cruelty they have to endure. This movie had a message of sort, but it was just a little difficult to see through all the blood and severed limbs. It was surely more graphic than the last 3, which would explain it's R Rating.
In the end i guess it is mainly disappointment i feel that Rambo didn't live up to the expectations i had from when i was a kid. Maybe it's unfair of me to expect a 60 Stallone to be able to revive a character 20 years later and not have him evolve- or devolve, as the case may be. After all, we all change, why can't John Rambo. Don't get me wrong, it's not as bad as it could have been, but on a personal note, it just left me unmoved. And feeling old.
So while not the fitting farewell i was hoping for, it definitely looks like a final farewell. No sign of Rambo 5: Last Blood. Oh crap!! I hope i haven't given anyone any ideas?
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